“Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals!… except the weasels.”
Homer Simpson
I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don’t get on with my real ladder.
Harry Hill
“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”
Elayne Boosler
“I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.”
(Laura Kightlinger)
“You mean our front door neighbours next door neighbour!
Kirsty Purcell (describing the house next to the house across the directly road).
