A politician dies and goes to heaven. When he gets to the pearly gates, Saint Peter takes one look at him and says, “Sorry, no politicians allowed in heaven.”
The MP pleads that he’s a good bloke who’s done lots of good work.
“Oh yeah? Like what, for example?” asks Saint Peter.
The MP says, “Why, just last week I gave £20 to Children In Need, £30 to Help The Aged and £50 to Comic Relief.”
Saintt Peter thinks for a while then says, “Wait here.”
He goes inside for a while, then comes back. “Sorry mate, I’ve had a word with God. He says, ‘Here’s your £100 back, now f**k off!’”
