Operator! Give me the number for 911! Oh, so they have internet on computers now! Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me...
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OTF Quotes
Homer Simpson – Genius
A Collection of Military Mottos
“Be The Best” -The British Army’s official motto “The Team Works” -The Royal Navy’s official motto “Rise Above The Rest” – The Royal Air Force official motto “Serve to Lead” -Royal Military Academy Sandhurst “Who dares winns” – United Kingdom Special Air Service (SAS) Regiment “By Strength and Guile” – British Special Boat Service...
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A Collection of Cat Quotes
“In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.” - Warren Eckstein “A home without a cat- and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat- may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?” - Pudd’nhead Wilson “If animals could speak the dog would...
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A Collection of Dog Quotes
“Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.” - Unknown “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” - Gene Hill “In dog years, I’m dead.” – Unknown “Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to...
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