A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road. He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man’s body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all...
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Police
This One is Pretty Bad Too
This Joke is Bad – You Have Been Warned!
A man walks into the sheriff’s office… “I want to become a deputy!” “Good, I want to you to catch this man” says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster. The poster reads : ‘Last seen wearing a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, and brown paper boots.’ “What’s he...
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Speeding Ticket
Doing 120 in a 50, he knew he was in trouble when the policeman pulled in behind him with the roof lights on. Figuring he could just lose the policeman he floored the Ferrari. 130, 140, 150 and still the policeman was right on his tail. 170, 180, still could not ditch the policeman....
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