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Problem Gambling

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Problem Gambling

During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed… … “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.” “I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Ralph....
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Late Working

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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this...
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32 Ways to Make Friends in the Office…….

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1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” 3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to...
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A Helping Hand

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When the office printer´s type began to grow faint, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged £50 for such cleanings, he said, the manager might try reading the printer’s manual and doing the job...
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Consultancy Chicken

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Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. Colonel Sanders: Damn, I missed one! Anderson Consulting: Deregulation of the chicken’s side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for...
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Livening Up a Meeting…

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Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the ‘real’ reason this meeting has been called. Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table. During a meeting, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to...
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