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Drive Safely

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It was late at night and the police were out checking for erratic driving. They spotted a car travelling along the dual carriageway and decided to follow it. The car never exceeded the speed limit, gave all the correct signals as it left the main road and when they reached the town it pulled...
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Hiding from the Police

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all go into a barn and hide in different, empty potatoes sacks because they’re wanted by the police. A cop comes in and pokes the first bag with the redhead and she says, “MEOW!” He pokes the second bag with the brunette and she says, “WOOF!” He...
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Charitable Lawyer

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A local charity office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least £700,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you...
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