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The IT Consultant

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An IT Consultant dies and goes to Heaven. “There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. “I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty five.” “Fifty five?” says Saint Peter. “No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two.” “How’s you get that?” the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter: “We added up your time sheets.”
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How Many Internet Geeks?

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Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Exactly five hundred. 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed. 7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could...
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How to be Annoying Online

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Big Dave had to GESTI after the REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!! list below……… 1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the flipping manual) to show that they’re “hep” to the lingo. Make up your own that don’t stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30),...
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IT Haikus for Yous

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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. The file you need might be very useful. But now it is gone Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. Chaos...
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Management and Staff

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A man in a hot air balloon, realising he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am” The woman below replied,...
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