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Three lunatics approach their Asylum doctor with a request for a weekend pass to the local city. “That’s impossible says the doctor. You’re all nuts. You’ll get lost and never come back.” But, the lunatics wouldn’t relent until finally, exasperated, the doctor says “OK! If you can answer a simple question I’ll sign the...
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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop snoring. ‘Yeah right!’ she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the...
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One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, ‘My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I’d better see a doctor!’ ‘Listen mate; don’t waste your time down at the surgery’, Mike replies. ‘There’s a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will...
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Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in Cork ‘s hospital. The doctor looked at Paddy and said, ‘Lets be avin’ da fingers and I’ll see what oi can do’. Paddy said, ‘Oi haven’t got da...
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