The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery. (Rita Rudner) Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut...
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Wedding
A Collection of Wedding Quotes
Married?
WIFE: “What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not – don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes...
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Scottish Wedding
Archie and jock are discussing Jocks wedding. “Ach! its all going well I’ve got everything organised, I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in.” Archie says, “That’s good, what’s the tartan?” Jock says.”I imagine she’ll be in white.”
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Visiting the Dentist
A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.” The husband turns to...
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