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Walks into a bar

The Drinks Are On Me…..

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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender.” The bartender follows the man’s order and says, “That will be £82.50 please.” The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. The next night,...
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Complimentary Nuts

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the bowl of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy a pack of cigarettes. As he approaches the machine, it starts screaming...
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This Pommie walks into a bar……..

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In the north of Australia is a place called Queensland which is very hot, humid and the pubs are rough. Anyway, this posh pommie (English) bloke is traveling through Queensland in the middle of summer by bicycle and is caught in a huge tropical storm. He sees a sign which says there is a...
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Van Gogh was sitting a bar……

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A man walks into a pub, goes up to the bar “Pint of your best” he says to the bar man. Whilst waiting for his drink he notices that Vincent Van Gogh is sitting at one of the tables. He goes up to him and says “Are you Vincent Van Gogh?” “Yes” the old...
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This pony walks into a bar……

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This pony walks into a bar and says “Bartender, may I have a drink?” Bartender says “What? I can’t hear you. Speak up!” “May I please have a drink?” “What? You have to speak up!” “Could I please have a drink?” “Now listen, if you don’t speak up I will not serve you.” “I’m...
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