Two golfers met at the club. “I heard about your terrible tragedy last week,” said one. “Yes,” said the other sadly, sipping his drink. “I was playing a two-some with Winthrop, and he dropped dead on the ninth hole.” “I understand you carried him all the way back to the clubhouse too,” the first...
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Golf
Two Golfers
The Aussie Golfer
An Australian touring round Britain was playing on a small course in Devonshire. He was on the first green and about to putt when he was suddenly beset by a flock of seagulls. “Piss off, will ya’,” he cried, thrashing at the birds. A sweet little old lady who was sitting knitting near the...
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The Novice Lady Golfer…….
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro. When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball....
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The Naughty Golfer
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to...
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