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Last summer, the UK Prime Minister and his wife were on holiday in Clacton on Sea. On a trip one day, they stopped at a petrol station to fill up the car. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Samantha’s college love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As...
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The Italian fellow said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes.” The Frenchman said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we...
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An old, blind Texas cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar in Houston by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent....
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A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, His elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, ‘Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.’ She replies, ‘If your penis is as...
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A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, ‘Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.’ ‘I know,’ the old man said. ‘We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..’ ‘Well,’...
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day To confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex...
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Husband: ‘When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?’ Wife: ‘I clean the toilet.’ Husband: ‘How does that help?’ Wife: ‘I use your toothbrush .’
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Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Brian’s flatmate Jennifer was. Brian’s mum had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while...
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Little Johnny was the most “potty-mouthed” kid in school, looking for every chance to offer a “new ” word for the rest of the kids to take home. So naturally when the teacher started a new vocabulary exercise for the class it went like this: “OK class” “I’ll give you a letter and you...
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’ I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.” And then the fight started…
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