This pony walks into a bar and says “Bartender, may I have a drink?” Bartender says “What? I can’t hear you. Speak up!” “May I please have a drink?” “What? You have to speak up!” “Could I please have a drink?” “Now listen, if you don’t speak up I will not serve you.” “I’m...
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Jokes
OTF Heroes – Digby At Trafalgar
Henry Digby was born in Bath in 1770 and joined the Royal Navy in 1783 aged 13. His uncle was Admiral Robert Digby, and with the help of family connections and an adventurous and courageous attitude he rose quickly through the ranks. In 1795 whilst holding the rank of Second Lieutenant he led a...
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Dropping the Bomb
Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, “If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?” The second Marine said, “I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?” The first Marine replied, “I...
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Stuffed Chicken
An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, “Well, my pet chicken, of course!” “I’m sorry,” The girl tells him. “We can’t allow animals in the...
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Visiting the Dentist
A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.” The husband turns to...
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