Yo! Mama

(If your car is insulted) Well, it rides better than Yo mama. After I’m done whoopin’ your ass, tell Yo mama she’s next! Have you heard the story about the old lady that lived in a shoe? Well Yo mama is so poor, she lives in a flip flop. Hey I’m jealous! Yo mama’s...
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Yo! Mama… so ugly yo father takes her to work with him so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. Yo! Mama… so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s. Yo! Mama… so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo! Mama… so...
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