An inspecting Brigadier decides to visit the psychiatric ward of an army hospital. He wants to show an interest in the unit and asks the nurse how they decide if a soldier needs to be admitted as a patient or just seen in out patients. “Well,” says the QA psychiatric nurse, “we fill the...
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Military
Psycho Bath
Good Times in Afghanistan
A Captain in the Infantry was posted to a Afghanistan. On his induction tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied around the back of the other ranks barracks. He asked the Sergeant Major showing him around, what the camel was for. The Sergeant Major replied, “Well Sir, it’s a long way...
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Queen’s Inspection
The Queen is inspecting 3 armed forces personnel, 1 from each of her fighting forces. She asks each one what they would do if they woke up and found a camel spider in their tent on operations? The squaddie says, “I’d reach over, grab my bayonet and stab it to death!” The matelot says,...
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Change
Officer: Sailor, do you have change for a pound? Sailor: Sure, mate. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a pound? Sailor: No, SIR!
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Alert States
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” Brits have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea...
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Chelsea Pensioners
Two Chelsea Pensioners were sitting outside The Royal Hospital getting a little sunshine. Albert groaned. “I’m so bleedin’ full of aches and pains these days, sometimes I can hardly stand. How about you, Cyril, you’re about the same age as me, how are you feelin’?” Cyril replied. “Like a new born baby.” Albert was...
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Royal Navy Life Simulator
Build a shelf in the top of your wardrobe and sleep on it inside a smelly sleeping bag. Remove the wardrobe door and replace it with a curtain that’s too small. Wash your underwear every night in a bucket then hang it over the water pipes to dry. Four hours after you go to...
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Big Navy
An American warship is tied up next to an English warship. An American sailor leans over and yells to a British sailor “How’s the world’s second largest Navy doing?” The Brit replies: “Just fine, mate. How’s the world’s second best doing?”
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Dropping the Bomb
Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, “If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?” The second Marine said, “I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?” The first Marine replied, “I...
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