An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot are captured by the Taliban. The Taliban leader says to them, “We’re going to shoot you infidels, but we are fair people and we will give you one last request. He turns to the Welshman: “What is your last request?” The Welshman replies, “I want...
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Army
Captured by the Taliban
Just Arrived In The Falklands
A young army officer arrived in the Falklands ready to face the enemy and defend the Empire. “Where’s the enemy?”, he asked the colonel. “None of that stuff here!”, said the colonel, “We’ve kicked the Argies out. Today is Monday we all play tennis.” “I don’t play tennis.” “Well then, Tuesday we play polo.”...
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Middle East Trader
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!” So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The...
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The Other Camel Joke
The recruit had just arrived at a Foreign Legion post in the desert. He asked his corporal what the men did for recreation. The corporal smiled wisely and said, “You’ll see.” The young man was puzzled. “Well, you’ve got more than a hundred men on this base and I don’t see a single woman.”...
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Join the Army
A mooovie from the classic Brit sketch show “The Big Train”.
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Psycho Bath
An inspecting Brigadier decides to visit the psychiatric ward of an army hospital. He wants to show an interest in the unit and asks the nurse how they decide if a soldier needs to be admitted as a patient or just seen in out patients. “Well,” says the QA psychiatric nurse, “we fill the...
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Good Times in Afghanistan
A Captain in the Infantry was posted to a Afghanistan. On his induction tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied around the back of the other ranks barracks. He asked the Sergeant Major showing him around, what the camel was for. The Sergeant Major replied, “Well Sir, it’s a long way...
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Queen’s Inspection
The Queen is inspecting 3 armed forces personnel, 1 from each of her fighting forces. She asks each one what they would do if they woke up and found a camel spider in their tent on operations? The squaddie says, “I’d reach over, grab my bayonet and stab it to death!” The matelot says,...
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