An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot are captured by the Taliban. The Taliban leader says to them, “We’re going to shoot you infidels, but we are fair people and we will give you one last request. He turns to the Welshman: “What is your last request?” The Welshman replies, “I want...
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Captured by the Taliban
Just Arrived In The Falklands
A young army officer arrived in the Falklands ready to face the enemy and defend the Empire. “Where’s the enemy?”, he asked the colonel. “None of that stuff here!”, said the colonel, “We’ve kicked the Argies out. Today is Monday we all play tennis.” “I don’t play tennis.” “Well then, Tuesday we play polo.”...
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Middle East Trader
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!” So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The...
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Lashings
A plane was shot down over Iraq and Saddam Hussain captured a Scotsman,an Englishman and an Australian. Saddam says “I’m not as cruel as George Bush says I am You will be given 50 lashes each but you can have whatever you want on your back” The Australian goes first and asks for the...
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A Collection of Military Mottos
“Be The Best” -The British Army’s official motto “The Team Works” -The Royal Navy’s official motto “Rise Above The Rest” – The Royal Air Force official motto “Serve to Lead” -Royal Military Academy Sandhurst “Who dares winns” – United Kingdom Special Air Service (SAS) Regiment “By Strength and Guile” – British Special Boat Service...
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The Other Camel Joke
The recruit had just arrived at a Foreign Legion post in the desert. He asked his corporal what the men did for recreation. The corporal smiled wisely and said, “You’ll see.” The young man was puzzled. “Well, you’ve got more than a hundred men on this base and I don’t see a single woman.”...
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Join the Army
A mooovie from the classic Brit sketch show “The Big Train”.
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