An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said, ‘We’re on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed.” The clerk winked, ‘You want the ‘Bridal’?’...
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Countries
The Aussie Stockman’s Honeymoon
Aussie Journalist
An Aussie journalist was in New Zealand doing stories where he saw a Kiwi farmer doing unnatural things with a sheep. He approached the Kiwi and firstly asked, “What sort of sheep is that?” He scribbled down the farmer’s reply – “a Merino”. The next question was, “Do you shear them?” The farmer replied...
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DOING THE HAKA…..
A KIWI BLOKE WAS ON EARTH DOING THE HAKA….. Meanwhile somewhere in space Aliens were watching this unusual dance. KAMATE KAMATE KA-ORA KA-ORA…… The Aliens were very interested in what must be going through his mind right at this moment and they wanted to see what would happen if they would take a part...
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Conversion
An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. “Well”, said the doctor, “this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain.” “That’s OK”, said the Englishman. “I have...
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Bruce and Sheila
Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the brakes and yells, “Sheila, what the hell d’ya think you’re doing?” Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, “G’day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and...
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