One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started…
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Christmas
That’s How the Fight Started
Santa and the Naughty Boy
You’d better watch out – This is an adult joke and Santa will put you on the naughty list if you are not old enough to read it! A little boy sits on Santa’s lap. Santa says “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys...
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Another Short Christmas Joke
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? “Looks like rein dear”
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Why Do We have an Angel Atop Tree?
One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Mrs. Clause was pissed that Santa was never around to appreciate all of the hard work she had been doing around the house. Santa decided he needed to go...
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Short and Sweet Christmas Joke
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.
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