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An old, blind Texas cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar in Houston by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent....
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all go into a barn and hide in different, empty potatoes sacks because they’re wanted by the police. A cop comes in and pokes the first bag with the redhead and she says, “MEOW!” He pokes the second bag with the brunette and she says, “WOOF!” He...
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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they...
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A blonde walks into a library and says, “Can I have a burger and fries?” The librarian says, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” So the blonde whispers, “Can I have a burger and fries?”
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Two blonde girls were talking and one couldn’t help but notice how pretty and beautiful the others skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.”Well, once a week I fill the bathtub with milk and just soak in it.” So the blonde went to a farm and...
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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. ‘No woman,’ said one man, scornfully, ‘can keep a secret.’ ‘I don’t know about that,’ answered a blonde woman guest. ‘I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.’ ‘You’ll let it out some day,’...
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of...
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