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Sheep

Aussie Journalist

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An Aussie journalist was in New Zealand doing stories where he saw a Kiwi farmer doing unnatural things with a sheep. He approached the Kiwi and firstly asked, “What sort of sheep is that?” He scribbled down the farmer’s reply – “a Merino”. The next question was, “Do you shear them?” The farmer replied...
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The Scottish Builder

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The Scottish Builder

This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey. “Ye see that fence over there?” he says to the bartender. “Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do...
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