A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: “Ah, you’re lovely, aren’t you?” she says to the first dog. “What’s your name?” To her surprise,...
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Rottweiler
2 Rotties and a Chihuahua
Rottie Sends a Telegram
An Rottweiler went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the Rottie: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” “But,” the Rottie replied, “that would...
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Cross Eyed Rottweiler
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him.” So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”...
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