There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.” The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.” The buddy...
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Dogs
Guide Dogs
Snoring
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop snoring. ‘Yeah right!’ she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the...
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2 Rotties and a Chihuahua
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: “Ah, you’re lovely, aren’t you?” she says to the first dog. “What’s your name?” To her surprise,...
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Woof Woof Joke
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm? A: A Doberman in a playground
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Hound Dog
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”
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A Collection of Dog Quotes
“Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.” - Unknown “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” - Gene Hill “In dog years, I’m dead.” – Unknown “Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to...
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