WIFE: “What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not – don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes...
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The Leprechaun
A guy has a few drinks at a bar, then heads to the rest room. While he’s doing his business, a very short man takes the urinal next to him and whips out a 10-inch penis. “I’m sorry for staring,” says the guy, “but you’re huge.” “That’s because I’m a leprechaun,” says the short...
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Who’s That Guy?
After a long night of making love, the chap notices a photo of another man on the woman’s bedside table. He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” He nervously asks. “No, silly, “She replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend, then?” He continues. “No, not at all,” She says, nibbling away at his...
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The Scottish Builder
This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey. “Ye see that fence over there?” he says to the bartender. “Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do...
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Bruce and Sheila
Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the brakes and yells, “Sheila, what the hell d’ya think you’re doing?” Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says, “G’day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and...
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The Nymphomaniac
A man named Kev boards a plane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realises she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside...
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