An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scot are captured by the Taliban. The Taliban leader says to them, “We’re going to shoot you infidels, but we are fair people and we will give you one last request. He turns to the Welshman: “What is your last request?” The Welshman replies, “I want...
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Captured by the Taliban
Naughty Boy
A young boy walked into a bar and asked for a bottle of beer and 20 fags. “Now, now,” smiled the barmaid, wagging her finger. “Do you want to get me into trouble?” The boy replied, “Not at the moment, I just want my beer and fags.”
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Ginger Kid
“Doctor, doctor, I’m so worried,” said the anxious man. “Both my wife and I have black hair, but our son’s just been born with red hair. Do you think something funny has been going on?” “Not necessarily,” replied the doctor. “How many times do you have sex?” “About 5 times a year.” “Well, there’s...
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Nuns v Dracula
Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. “Quick, quick!” shouts Sister Marilyn. “What shall we do?”...
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Big Biker Kiss
A tough looking group of bikers was riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he...
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Politics Explained
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’ Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here...
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The Electric Chair
Terry, Hamish, and Paddy went on holiday to Mexico, got drunk and killed a Mexican. All three went to jail and were sentenced to the electric chair. First, they sat the Terry down and asked him if he had any last words. He said he was a dentist and would care for everyone in...
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Alphabet Test
Little Jimmy is sitting in class one day, when the teacher says: “I’m going to give you a letter of the alphabet and you have to give me a word that starts with that letter and use it in a sentence. Let’s start with A.” Little Jimmy raises his hand and shouts, “Me, miss!...
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Barbie and Action Man
A mother asked her daughter what she wanted for her birthday. “I’d like a Barbie and an Action Man, please.” said the little girl. “But Barbie comes with Ken.” the mother said. The little girl replies “No, she comes with Action Man…..she fakes it with Ken”
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The Voodoo Penis
A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he’d better buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and...
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